I like speaking with unnecessary lisps.
But that's beside the point.

I just wanted to share with you guys that I'm writing a novel :'D
And not just ANY novel, a FANTASY novel. Why that makes it so special, I'm not sure.
But I'm writing this journal because I'm currently procrastinating my 1000 words a day, even though I should really get on it since I've only done 500 so far. My main reason for bringing this up in a journal is not only because I sometimes like sharing my personal life, but I'd really like to know what kind of fantasy cliches you people despise more than anything, just so I don't accidentally go about putting terrible cliches in my plot and stuff. I'd like to avoid that as much as possible since my ultimate goal is to get it published.
And for those of you who are like 'LOL WUT?' because I make hats on the Internet and have never posted one piece of my writing, I'm actually going to college to attain a degree in writing and rhetoric, so I know my stuff ;D
(Or at least I like to pretend.)

Then the other half of this journal that makes the title contain 'shtuff' rather than 'thing' is this:
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Today's Buttersafe comic :'D
Fishing for Birdies, anyone?
(Although I would have used a balloon. But this guy seems to be doing a pretty good job.)